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Roasting The Political Circus: A Comedian's Take On 2024

Category: Op-Ed

Author: Tony Hinchcliffe

Published: March 23, 2025, 12:48 a.m.

Hey there, it's me, Tony Hinchcliffe, the guy who's been roasting everyone from celebrities to unsuspecting audience members since I was dodging punches on the school bus back in Youngstown, Ohio. Now, I'm taking aim at the biggest circus of them all: the 2024 political landscape. Buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride through the land of puns, dark humor, and no-holds-barred roasting.

The Trump Rally Fiasco

So, I got invited to perform at a Donald Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in October 2024. I mean, who wouldn't want to roast the guy who's been the punchline of American politics for the past decade? But let me tell you, it was a disaster. I made a joke about Puerto Rico being a "floating island of garbage," and suddenly, I'm the bad guy? Come on, people, it's a joke! I thought we were all about free speech in this country.

But no, the media went wild, calling me everything from a "jackwad" to "racist garbage." Even AOC got in on the action, and trust me, she's not one to pull punches. I guess I should've known better than to try to roast at a political rally. It's like bringing a knife to a gunfight, except the gun is loaded with political correctness.

The Art of the Roast

Now, let me tell you a little bit about the art of roasting. It's not just about throwing insults around like confetti at a parade. It's a craft, honed over years of getting punched in the face and learning to laugh about it. My mentor, Jeff Ross, taught me everything I know about roasting. He's the "Roastmaster General," and I'm his loyal apprentice, ready to take on the world, one insult at a time.

But here's the thing: roasting is all about context. You can't just go around calling people names and expect them to laugh. You've got to know your audience, read the room, and understand that sometimes, a joke is just a joke. It's not a personal attack; it's a way of life.

The Comedy Central Roast Legacy

I've been lucky enough to write for some of the biggest roasts on Comedy Central. From James Franco to Justin Bieber, I've had my hand in crafting some of the most memorable insults in roast history. And let me tell you, it's not easy. You've got to walk a fine line between being funny and being offensive, and sometimes, that line is as thin as a piece of dental floss.

But that's what makes roasting so exciting. It's like playing with fire, except instead of getting burned, you get to make people laugh. And that's what it's all about, right? Making people laugh, even if it means pushing the boundaries of good taste.

Kill Tony: The Podcast That Roasts You

Since 2013, I've been hosting a little podcast called Kill Tony. It's a live show where we invite amateur comedians to come up on stage and do a one-minute set. Then, we roast them. It's brutal, it's hilarious, and it's the closest thing to a gladiator arena you'll find in the comedy world.

But here's the thing: Kill Tony is more than just a roast fest. It's a chance for young comedians to showcase their talent and get feedback from some of the best in the business. We've had everyone from Joe Rogan to David Lucas on the show, and it's been a wild ride.

The Austin Move and the Controversy

In 2020, I made the big move to Austin, Texas, to join Joe Rogan and Brian Redban. It was a fresh start, a chance to shake things up and bring my brand of comedy to a new audience. But then, in May 2021, I made a mistake. I used an anti-Asian slur during a set, and suddenly, I was the villain.

I lost my agency, my endorsements, and my spot at Antone's Nightclub. It was a tough pill to swallow, but you know what? I'm still standing. I'm still roasting, and I'm still making people laugh. Because at the end of the day, that's what matters.

The Future of Roasting

So, what's the future of roasting? Well, I think it's bright. As long as there are people out there willing to laugh at themselves and others, roasting will always have a place in the world of comedy. And with the 2024 election coming up, there's no shortage of material.

But here's my advice to aspiring roasters out there: know your audience, read the room, and never apologize for a joke. Because at the end of the day, comedy is subjective. What one person finds offensive, another might find hilarious. And that's the beauty of it.

Final Thoughts

So, there you have it. My take on the 2024 political circus, the art of roasting, and the future of comedy. It's been a wild ride, and I'm sure it's not over yet. But one thing's for sure: as long as there are people out there willing to laugh, I'll be there, ready to roast them into oblivion.

Thanks for reading, and remember: life's too short to take everything so seriously. So, laugh a little, roast a little, and enjoy the ride.