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Gates' Code Of Fortune: Buffetted Billions & Beyond

Bill Gates - Financial News

My expertise? Decoding the seemingly chaotic language of capital. Others see spreadsheets, I see storylines. Lately, the most captivating narrative revolves around William Gates III, a name synonymous with both disruptive innovation and unprecedented philanthropy. But beyond the software and the generosity, lies a financial saga as intricate—and amusing to a keen observer—as any Shakespearean play. And the leading supporting player? A certain Warren Buffett, of course. From BASIC to Blockbusters: A Fortunes Early Chapters It’s easy to forget, in the age of omnipresent Windows and Xboxes, that the genesis wasn’t about graphical interfaces or gaming. It began with on a teletype terminal, a humble starting point for what would become ...

Sorosely Rich: Investing Reflexivity & World Dominance Plans

George Soros - Financial News

I’ve been observing markets for… well, a very long time. Longer than most people have been breathing, honestly. You know, witnessing history unfold has its perks—and its headaches. Recently, everyone’s been panicking about *everything*. Inflation, interest rates, geopolitical instability... it's lik ...


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