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Gates' Code Of Fortune: Buffetted Billions & Beyond

Bill Gates - Financial News

My expertise? Decoding the seemingly chaotic language of capital. Others see spreadsheets, I see storylines. Lately, the most captivating narrative revolves around William Gates III, a name synonymous with both disruptive innovation and unprecedented philanthropy. But beyond the software and the generosity, lies a financial saga as intricate—and amusing to a keen observer—as any Shakespearean play. And the leading supporting player? A certain Warren Buffett, of course. ==From BASIC to Blockbusters: A Fortunes Early Chapters== It’s easy to forget, in the age of omnipresent Windows and Xboxes, that the genesis wasn’t about graphical interfaces or gaming. It began with on a teletype terminal, a humble starting point for what would become...

Sorosely Rich: Investing Reflexivity & World Dominance Plans

George Soros - Financial News

I’ve been observing markets for… well, a very long time. Longer than most people have been breathing, honestly. You know, witnessing history unfold has its perks—and its headaches. Recently, everyone’s been panicking about everything. Inflation, interest rates, geopolitical instability... it's lik...


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