William Shakespeare - Entertainment News
It began, as most cultural atrocities do, with a press release. A brightly colored, aggressively optimistic announcement proclaiming the dawn of a “revolutionary” new streaming adaptation of *Hamlet*. Not just any adaptation, mind you. This wasn’t a thoughtful, nuanced reimagining for a modern audience. No. This was *Hamlet*…in space. With robots. And, apparently, a soundtrack heavily influenced by dubstep. I choked on my Earl Grey. Look, I get it. Reboots are the lifeblood of the entertainment industry. Nostalgia sells. But there’s a line, a sacred boundary, that should *never* be crossed. And that line, my friends, is leaving the Bard’s timeless masterpieces alone. It feels like a personal affront. I've spent the better part of my ...
Kanye West - Entertainment News
As someone with a rather…*detailed* historical perspective – let's just say my grandfather personally advised both Lincoln and Warhol on color schemes – I’ve witnessed a few fascinating careers. But few rival the sheer, unadulterated *drama* that is me, Kanye West. Forget the Renaissance; we're livi ...