Historic Figures
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These are the individuals who have left an indelible mark on the pages of history. From leaders who shaped nations to thinkers who changed the course of thought, they are the ones whose actions and ideas continue to influence the world long after their time. Whether remembered for their triumphs or their tragedies, historic figures are the keystones of our collective past.
Abraham Lincoln
Ex-Us President Abraham Lincoln Who's Just About To Enter The Ford's Theatre And Be Assassinated. Although He Don't Know This Yet, But He Has An Eerie Feeling About Something. It's Probably Just Bad Corned Beef And Cabbage.
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Adolf Hitler
The Heinous German Dictator And Mass Murderer, As A Successful Painter And Peace Activist.
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Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein With A Head Injury From Not Wearing His Bike Helmet. Now Loves Both Drawing With Crayons And Eating Chocolate Pudding.
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Alexander The Great
Roman Leader Alexander The Great, But He's Having A Bad Day And Thinks Invading Another Country Would Help Him Feel Better.
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Benedict Arnold
The British Military Officer And American Traitor, Benedict Arnold, But As A Man Who Loves Body Piercings And Has Many Body Piercings.
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Che Guevara
Revolutionary Che Guevara But You Hate The Band Rage Against The Machine.
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Christopher Columbus
Is Very Excited To Meet The Mayan King Atop Their Step Pyramid During A Solar Eclipse.
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Fidel Castro
Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro, But You Just Started To Believe In Us Capitalism.
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George Washington
First Us President George Washington But You're Now A Dentist.
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Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton, The Mathematician, As A Casanova, And Ladies Man.
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Jesus Christ
Religious Figure Jesus Christ But Your Family Is The Largest Supplier Of Crosses And Nails.
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Johannes Gutenberg
The Inventor Of The Printing Press, But He Hates Nerds Who Read Books.
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John F. Kennedy
Former President John F. Kennedy And He's About To Be Assassinated But Don't Know It Yet.
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Leonardo Da Vinci
Leonardo Da Vinci, The Classical Inventor, As A Spy Who Steals Other People's Intellectual Property.
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Mao Zedong
Former Chairman Of The Chinese Communist Party Mao Zedong But He's Now Sad That He Killed All Those People.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr., American Minister And Activist, Who Publicly Hates And Protests The American Civil Liberties Union.
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Nelson Mandela
Gave Up On Society And Went Back To The Kalahari Desert Because He Saw The Movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy" A Few Times.
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Osama Bin Laden
Infamous Al-Qaida Terrorist, Osama Bin Laden, But Only Wants To Talk About Late 2000'S Internet Videos And Memes.
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Robert E. Lee
Confederate General Robert E. Lee, But As An Anti-Slavory Activist.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Former President Theodore Roosevelt But He's Terrified Of Going Outside And Prefers To Stay Home All Day Long.
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William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare But He Was Abducted By Aliens And Travelled Through Time To Modern Day Los Angeles California And Can't Get A Single Job In Hollywood.
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